Camp Rock 2 Star Chloe Bridges = Megan Fox + Angelina Jolie

Newly-minted Disney girl CHLOE BRIDGES who plays Nick Jonas’ love interest in Camp Rock 2 = … … = Former Disney girl (Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen)-turned-sexy film star MEGAN FOX + …… Pouty-lipped mother to Brad Pitt’s children ANGELINA JOLIE.

Football-Star Dating Kim Kardashian = Basketball-Star Wife Eva Longoria

Not-always-quite-sure-why-she’s-famous reality star KIM KARDASHIAN who’s dated football pros for years = … … = Desperate Housewives‘ real-life basketball pro wife EVA LONGORIA.

How I Met Your Mother’s Super Date = Old Spice’s The Man Your Man Could Smell Like

HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER‘s perfectly-cheesy single-shot “Super Date” song =…

… OLD SPICE’s “The Man Your Man Could Smell Like” intoxicatingly-ridiculous (yet brilliant!) single-shot commercial.

Justin Bieber Shirtless = Cole Sprouse Shirtless

YouTube singer-turned-global Bieber Fever-spreading machine JUSTIN BIEBER shirtless at the beach = …… Big Daddy child star-turned-teen Suite Life twin COLE SPROUSE shirtless at the beach.

American Idol Season 9′s Crystal Bowersox = American Idol Season 7′s Jason Castro

American Idol current season’s unique songstress Crystal Bowersox = …

… American Idol Season 7′s sweet yet funky guitar-strumming Jason Castro.

American Idol’s Tim Urban = The Click Five’s Joey Zehr

American Idol hottie who barely squeaked into the Top 12, TIM URBAN = … … power punk band The Click Five’s drummer with frontman looks JOEY ZEHR.

American Idol’s Alex Lambert = Hannah Montana’s Jason Earles

American Idol season 9 underdog teen singer ALEX LAMBERT = … … Hannah Montana‘s goofball big brother played by JASON EARLES.

American Idol’s Siobhan Magnus = Popular’s Tamara Mello

American Idol contestant SIOBHAN MAGNUS dubbed “funny little thing” by Simon Cowell = …… quirky character actress from Popular and She’s All That, TAMARA MELLO.

How I Met Your Mother’s 100th Episode = Neil Patrick Harris in Rent + Jason Segel in Forgetting Sarah Marshall

The CBS hit sitcom HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER celebrated its 100th episode, “Girls Vs. Suits,” last Monday night with a song-and-dance number about womanizer Barney Stinson choosing his beloved suits over a hot girl =…… the show’s Barney played by NEIL PATRICK HARRIS’ turn as Mark in Broadway’s RENT — and later his SNL parody of it + …… the show’s other singing star JASON SEGEL during his vampire musical scene in his scantily-clad FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL.

Glee = Popular + Spring Awakening + High School Musical

Fox’s most-buzzed about new series GLEE = …

… the kitschy, quirky high school characters of Ryan Murphy’s former cult series on The WB, POPULAR +…

… the angsty, controversial teen drama of the Broadway musical originally starring Lea Michele, SPRING AWAKENING + …

… the burst-into-song-and-enthused-dance-moves to pop radio tunes of HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL.